- Snooki
“Party’s Here!” I could spend hours talking about how much I love Snooki. I hate to admit how much I look up to her. Snooki getting rocked by a dude at the bar and getting arrested on the beach in the middle of the day will be engrained in my head until the day I die. Also, Snooki’s fashion choices were amazing. Nothing screams party like neon trucker hats and furry boots.
2. Vinny
I love Vinny, mainly because I used to think he was insanely hot when I was approximately 12 watching Jersey Shore for the first time. I was always rooting for him and Snooki to get married. I loved the season when they went to Italy and Vinny acted as if he was a local. His attempt to integrate himself in the community was priceless. He was also super protective over the girls, which made me cry.
3. Deena
Despite being a bit late to the party, Deena solidified herself in the group and in my heart, quickly. I love how she managed to get insanely drunk every time she went out and owned how she was constantly horny. No one deserved love more than Deena.
4. DJ Pauly D
For some reason, I can see myself falling in love with Pauly D. There’s something about him that makes me want to marry him. I don’t blame J Wow for cheating on her boyfriend with Pauly. Pauly is super outgoing, in the best way. He’s not overly obnoxious, and honestly just seems like a great friend.
5. J Wow
Fashion icon. Not many people can pull off the looks J Wow manages to, and her massive fake boobs are a plus. My favourite J Wow moment must be when her and Snooki wrote an anonymous letter to Sammie about Ron’s cheating ways, or the many times she threw hands at the bar. No one can really fuck with her.
6. Sammie Sweetheart
Sammie takes the crown for having the funniest crying face. When she’s upset, she makes everyone pay. Quite possibly the most memorable moments of the whole series involved Sammie. In a typical fight with Ronnie, she screamed “Ron Stttaaappp!!!”, which quickly became embedded into pop culture.
7. Ron
Ronnie is a bad boy. He treated Sammie so poorly sometimes, which made me dislike him, but it made for great TV drama. I always wonder how his current partner feels when she watches the show. I feel like I would be super insecure about him cheating or maybe scared he would punch me. Maybe he’s a changed man.
8. Mike
Mike is simply a scum bag. He took way too much pride in hooking up with a million girls and really fumbled when it came to his relationship with Paula. His little pity party when he found out everyone hated him was priceless though.
9. Angelina
Trash.
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